mornings are ruff.

I would just like to share a few reasons as to why I need to become more organized. Prime example: this morning. This morning I thought that I would be on top of my game by waking up early and going to the gym. My alarm goes off at 5:30. I kind of freak out because I have no idea why it is going off so early. I finally figure out that no one is trying to murder me or anything so I get out of bed. First issue of the day: Can't find my left shoe. I looked all over my room. Under the bed.... in the closet.... beside the dresser... in my gym bag.... bitch ain't no where.

I finally find my shoe and decide to head to the gym, despite my desire to just go back to bed... The gym really isn't so bad... except my stupid ipod is not charged... my exact thought was... "What the #$%&" I  was so pissed. I struggle through my work out having to listen to my own thoughts instead of my super cool emo music.

I finally finish and decide I had better go home so I can get ready for work. I take a shower... out of conditioner. I squeeze some from a bunch of old bottles to get enough to put some on the ends of my hair. The morning progresses and I am becoming increasingly late for work as I have not actually gotten ready at all because I was too busy trying to defrost my frozen fruit for my smoothy. (I thought that would make the morning quicker by freezing it the night before.) Typical. While trying to get that together I slice the S%^& out of my effing thumb. Wonderful. There is blood everywhere. Super cool. And there is a blueberry in my wound. Maybe the Anti-oxidants will prevent infection.

I finally figure out my life and am getting ready to go when I realize I cannot find my phone OR my keys. SUPER. I mean, I just had them. So I do a little searchy through my room again and finally find them. At this time the clock says 8:22 so I will be no where near on time.

I finally get out of the door at 8:30. I am 30 minutes late to work. already.

Basically, this is the stress of my daily life. I have to get organized ASAP. Which means SIMPLIFYING my life like I said I wanted to. If I didn't have so much crap I could maybe find it a little sooner. I have to throw a bunch of stuff away... I'll letcha know how that goes....